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phaiboon:

lol. me. 
  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due by friday
May 30th, 2012 // 35,821 notes
When I tell my parents I have nothing to do.

funniest10k:

Expectation:

” Oh here’s some money,  you can go to the mall with your friends.”

Reality:

“Then clean the house.”

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May 30th, 2012 // 39,911 notes
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goatpox:

All bready to go…

hey, quit loafing around

Public transportation sure is crumb-y.

I love this sort of slice-of-life candid photography.

it’s better than walking, at yeast

still a pretty long rye-d home

I’ve had it with these half-baked jokes

I’ll always rise to a good pun exchange

Funny though, because with puns it seems like you got naan

please doughn’t go this route with these horrible jokes

Wheat did I do to deserve this…

i doughn’t think you realize how much i love bread buns

I kneaded public transport.

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